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Pledge for my brand new album 'Weeping Cherry'! Limited edition items & experiences! Support Planned Parenthood!

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whereas:

what remains of the “music industry” six years later is no place for a working mother who writes long, dark waltzes, talks like a sailor and may have just recently completed a harrowing years-long search for the perfect pie crust recipe.

i recently spent eight weeks in barber school with a very nice muslim man from Morocco and two dashing parolees who’d rather eat donuts, and all i have to show for it is an ill-fitting smock and a bunch of friends who enjoy free haircuts

i need to get out more

i’ve got this great idea for a short companion film starring david yow and need money to get his ass to nyc

i’m forever leaving the lights on

there’s no business like show business

my original band has mostly died or ditched, leaving me with danny (still, and bless his fine dark heart), and the elegant too who have a hard time fitting me in between deodorant commercials and documentaries about the perils of high school athletics and our vanishing ice cap

my sweet sweet pit bull pilot needs surgery (again) to remove these nasty cysts from her head

[and so on]

therefore, be it resolved that i, ambrosia parsley, hereby launch my pledge music campaign to finance the completion of my long-suffering new album, resolving to respect and serve my devoted friends and fans, starting with you--dear one, right here, right now--in return for your gracious support. check the box on the right for a few items i’m offering at a price, many of ’em at something a good bit less than the cost of checking your luggage on a domestic flight…

in all seriousness, i hope that you’ll find something here to your liking, something that will help the both of us have some fun while i work to fund and finally finish this record so damn long in the making. as always, i thank you for your support, couldn’t do any of this half as well without the knowing eyes and ears of you all nudging me along. critically, your support will also help in the fight for women’s health care in america, as 10% of everything we raise goes to planned parenthood. always under fire, this heroic and visionary organization saves lives daily, while currently battling anger, prejudice and ever more shocking legislation in their mission to provide affordable health and reproductive care for women all across america. visit www.plannedparenthood.org for info on how you can help even more.

xparsley

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10% of any money raised after the goal is reached will go to Planned Parenthood.

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AccessPass: Digital Download of New Album, Weeping Cherry

Digital Download of New Album, Weeping Cherry
$10
10.00
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A download of the new album, Weeping Cherry, available to you here on PledgeMusic before anywhere else, plus access to all updates!

CD, Weeping Cherry

$15
15.00
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The new CD, Weeping Cherry, delivered to your mailbox as soon as it’s manufactured

Haircut lottery tickets.

$15
15.00
89 left

I freaked out and got my barber’s license. I will cut the winner’s hair in my kitchen in a live webcast. 99 runners-up get a lock of the poor unfortunate’s hair and a private invitation to view said secret webcast.

Ambrosia Sings the News Time Capsules.

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The complete, unabridged Ambrosia Sings the News time capsules from Air America. Relive my weekly star turn with Rachel Maddow, Chuck D. & Lizz Winstead.  Stroll down memory lane with ditties ’bout W, Cheney, Condi, Rover, and the rest! digital downloads

Digital Recipe Book

$20
20.00
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That’s right chow hounds, some of my very best, most precious recipes. This is for real! My meatballs, buttermilk pie and more! Plus a digital download of the new album, Weeping Cherry.

EP + New Album Download

$20
20.00
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Exclusive EP only available through Pledge and download of new album, Weeping Cherry

Corrupt and Immoral Transmissions

$25
25.00
All gone!

John 2/14 singles

$25
25.00
All gone!

Signed CD

$25
25.00
Available

CD signed and delivered to your mailbox as soon as it’s manufactured

Hand Decorated CDs

$35
35.00
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EP’s hand decorated by yours truly.

Corrupt and Immoral Transmissions + John 2/14 singles

$40
40.00
All gone!

Handwritten lyric sheet

$50
50.00
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Tell me the song of your choice and I will hand write lyrics for you

Hand Decorated Birth Control Cases.

$60
60.00
8 left

They make fab wallets, don’t protect against HIV.

Hand Made Recipe Book

$75
75.00
All gone!

Hand written/bound and decorated recipe books. I’ll draw pictures and stuff.

Skype cooking lessons

$75
75.00
All gone!

I’ll teach you how to make one of my specialties. I’ll even dress like Donna Reed.

Your name in the credits & Signed CD

$75
75.00
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Your name in CD credits for posterity

My Ma makes you a hat!

$100
100.00
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My very own Ma makes you a hat, I will bless it in verse and sew it inside with my own wee fair hand. They’ll keep the spiders out of your brain.

Personal Jingle mp3s

$100
100.00
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Yup, tell me a little about yourself and I’ll write you your own commercial. I sort of kick ass at this. Trust me, you want one.

Tickets For Life

$300
300.00
All gone!

You plus one will be guest listed for life on every show we play forever. This does not mean you can touch me. Probably ever. Deal?

House Parties Duo

$2,000+
2000.00
Available

Pledgers are responsible for our air and accomodations. Just me and Chrissy. We’ll dress up. We’ll sing you songs. We’ll bring a pot luck offering.

House Parties Full Band

$5,000+
5000.00
Available

Full Band House Party. Pledgers are responsible for air and hotel for 5 and back line. We’ll dress up. We’ll sing you songs. We’ll bring a pot luck offering.

$7500 Europe
Plus air and hotel for 5 and back line

Full Wedding Band

$10,000
10000.00
Available

Pledgers also responsible for airfare, hotel for 5 and backline. We have matching outfits. We know lots of Prince songs. Not. Kidding. (*Same sex discount 15%. Why? Because it’s hot.)

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