"Empress" - the Album!

I'm making my debut solo studio album and I want you there by my side!!

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Dear beautiful friends, old and new,

Oh heeeey! Thanks so much for bringing your fabulous selves to this page :D It’s my divine pleasure to meet you all and share this sublime project!!

2017 was frightfully exciting as I self-released my debut solo EP ‘Project: Love Me’! Working with the most wondrous team of artists to create a record of which I am totally proud was an absolute dream. We hope that you enjoyed this fabulously twisted world as much as we enjoyed making it!

And now we are ready to venture further in to this world of Pop Macabre by making our first studio album and we are enticingly inviting you to come with us!! With your help we will make a whole albums worth of bold, beautiful, weird, wonderful, hypnotic, empowering music and some crazy cool videos too!

For the ‘Project: Love Me’ EP my writing and recording process admittedly consisted of me locked in a basement growing a beard and squeezing the band in to latex with no one there to enjoy it. SO, for this album I want to be a lot more open and thanks to this Pledge you can join me for every step of the process!

With Pledge’s amazing Access Pass you will receive loads of exciting, exclusive updates, behind the scenes magic and brand new content that no one else gets to see. It’s almost like having you all sitting in the studio with us -YAS – I can’t wait! (Excuse the smell).

This is my first time using Pledge and I’m terribly excited to be starting this journey with you! I’m incredibly grateful to be able to spend my life making music and it would not be possible without the love and support of my amazing friends, family and fans. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

Funds raised by this pledge will go towards making and releasing my debut studio album as well as making the music videos for the first few releases. We plan to have the album and first single’s video ready for you by October 2018. If you are kind enough to join us on this Pledgeventure, I am eternally grateful and promise to create the most awesome music and film for you, like, ever!!

The working album title is ‘EMPRESS’ – strong, commanding, powerful and of course FABULOUS! Everything I stand for and what we will endeavour to conjure with this album. ‘Project: Love Me’ already saw the exploration of such issues as…… boyfriend killing, jail stints and ‘Daddy Issues’, so we are all extremely excited and curious to see what the album will bring.

I could not be more thrilled to venture on this titillating journey with you all. The anticipation is rather arousing indeed!

Now let’s go make a seriously amazing album wahoo!!

Hugs & Kisses,
Calista xXx

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"Empress" Album Download
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Be the first to indulge in the sonic majesty of “Empress” the Album in all its glory! Join Team Empress & come with us on this fabulous musical journey!

As my debut solo studio album, I promise to make this the most bold, beautiful, weird, wonderful, hypnotic, empowering collection of songs for you!

"Empress" the Album, Limited Edition Signed CD

"Empress" the Album, Limited Edition Signed CD
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Be the first to indulge in the sonic majesty of “Empress” the Album in all its glory and grab yourself this limited edition CD BABY, signed lovingly by moi!

As my debut solo studio album, I promise to make this the most bold, beautiful, weird, wonderful, hypnotic, empowering collection of songs for you!

Artwork TBC.

Limited Edition "Empress" Vinyl

Limited Edition "Empress" Vinyl
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I’m delighted to be working with Finyl Vinyl to offer “Empress”, the Album on vinyl – how retro and fabulous darling!! Indulge in the sonic majesty of “Empress” in the best possible quality – vinyl, you can’t beat it!
Each record will boast beautiful commissioned artwork by House of Kiyote and the vinyl itself will be coloured! (Artwork & vinyl colours to be revealed soon).
Grab your divine “Empress” vinyl now and spin that sexy record baby!

Limited Edition "Empress" Vinyl, Signed & Numbered in Tote!

Limited Edition "Empress" Vinyl, Signed & Numbered in Tote!
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I’m delighted to be working with Finyl Vinyl to offer “Empress”, the Album on vinyl – how retro and fabulous darling!! Indulge in the sonic majesty of “Empress” in the best possible quality – vinyl, you can’t beat it!
Each record will boast beautiful commissioned artwork by House of Kiyote and the vinyl itself will be coloured! (Artwork & vinyl colours to be revealed soon).
This super special vinyl option includes a personal message and signature by moi and a limited edition number. There are only 100 available and each comes in a gorgeous “Empress” tote bag! Do come join this exquisitely lux, exclusive club dahlink!

ONE-OFF Signed Calista Kazuko Print!

ONE-OFF Signed Calista Kazuko Print!
£20
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Choose a Calista Kazuko portrait photograph and receive a ONE-OFF luxury print, signed lovingly by the Empress herself!

Calista has worked with many incredible photographers so there are many beautiful shots to choose from. All will hang gloriously on your wall darling!

Fabulous "Empress" Custom Tee

Fabulous "Empress" Custom Tee
£25
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Embody the ultimate EMPRESS in this luxury tee featuring exclusive artwork!

Artwork TBC, but guaranteed to be FABULOUS!

Available for men & women in a range of sizes.

Pink Wig worn in the ‘Prescription Dream’ Music Video!

Pink Wig worn in the ‘Prescription Dream’ Music Video!
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Play dress up and be the most adorable, kawaii princess in this barbie pink wig! I wore this wig to become a new person when starring in the Voice of Aiko ‘Prescription Dream’ music video. This film is so special to me and the love is stored in every fibre of this fabulous ONE-OFF hairpiece!

(Price for P&P included!)

Prison Top worn in the ‘Sweet Jailbird’ Music Video!

Prison Top worn in the ‘Sweet Jailbird’ Music Video!
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This is the cute prison top I wore in the awesome, Chicago-inspired ‘Sweet Jailbird’ music video! It’s super fashion with black and white stripes and ties up the back.

Call the fashion police in this incredible ONE-OFF piece!

"Empress" Vinyl TEST PRESSINGS, with Tote Bag & Tee!

"Empress" Vinyl TEST PRESSINGS, with Tote Bag & Tee!
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You can not get more exclusive than these super special vinyl test pressings of “Empress”, the Album! Straight from the Finyl Vinyl factory – there are only 5 in the universe!
These rare test pressings come in a gorgeous “Empress” tote bag and with a complimentary Calista Kazuko tee!
Buy this collectible today and pass it on to your grandkids as it will definitely be worth millions in the future…. ;)

Calista's 'Magical Origami Unicorns'!

Calista's 'Magical Origami Unicorns'!
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I have a major thing for origami….. well I am Japanese after all! And I would love to share this beautiful paper dream with you with this gift of 10 adorable, super KAWAIIII pieces.

Let fantasy become a reality with these magical origami unicorns (and other creatures!)

"EMPRESS" - the Ultimate Bundle!

"EMPRESS" - the Ultimate Bundle!
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What better way to celebrate your support and involvement in this project than to drown in a sea of “EMPRESS” fabulousness?!

Save with this bundle and capture memories of your membership to “Team Empress” that will last forever! *GO TEAM EMPRESS!!*

Containing the following sensational gifts:-

“EMPRESS”, the Album, Limited Edition Signed CD
Your Name in the “EMPRESS” Album Liner Notes with a sincere written THANK YOU!
Fabulous “EMPRESS” Custom Tee!
Lovingly Handwritten “EMPRESS” Lyric Sheet!
Super Cute “Empress” TOTE BAG!
VIP Concert Experience for you and a friend so you can hear “EMPRESS” Live!

“EMPRESS” Artwork TBC, but guaranteed to be FABULOUS!

Your Name in the "Empress" Album Liner Notes & Signed CD!

Your Name in the "Empress" Album Liner Notes & Signed CD!
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Your name will appear with a sincere WRITTEN THANK YOU in the liner notes of “Empress”, the Album! This is the perfect way to commemorate your support and involvement in this project and a memory of your membership to “Team Empress” that will last forever!

Plus you will receive a limited edition of “Empress”, the Album CD, signed lovingly by MOI!

Artwork TBC.

An Original song, from me to you with love!

An Original song, from me to you with love!
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Choose a topic, ANY topic, make it wild…..

l will write and record a special song just for you about ANY topic of your choosing! The masterpiece will then be delivered to you personally with love.

How many people can say they have their own personal, FABULOUS Theme Song???

The question is….. what do you want your life anthem to be?….

Fabulous Calista Kazuko Custom Tee!

Fabulous Calista Kazuko Custom Tee!
£25
25.00
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Are you ’POISON’ous? Do you have major ‘DADDY ISSUES’?! So say it loud and proud in a super exclusive, fierce & fabulous Calista Kazuko tee! You can even have a personalised ‘LOVE ME’ Tee with yours or a loved ones name on it!

Choose any t-shirt from the Calista Kazuko Shop, available in a variety of awesome designs, colours and sizes to ensure you are the coolest kid on the block!

www.calistakazuko.com/shop

Donations Warmly Welcome!

Donations Warmly Welcome!
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Just a seriously cool dude looking for a seriously cool option? Please donate! I will be eternally grateful. Arigatou gozaimasu :) xx

Options available – £12, £20, £50, £100, £250

The ULTIMATE bundle of Calista Kazukoness!

The ULTIMATE bundle of Calista Kazukoness!
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Swim in a sea fabulousness with this ULTIMATE bundle!!
Containing the following sensational gifts:-

“Empress” the Album, Limited Edition Signed CD
Calista’s ‘Magical Origami Unicorns’!
Fabulous Calista Kazuko Custom Tee!
Lovingly Handrwritten Lyric Sheet
VIP Concert Experience for you and a friend!
“Project: Love Me” Limited Press Run EP
A bag of Calista Kazuko postcards & badges

Not only are you saving bigtime with this ULTIMATE bundle, you will also have enough fabulousness to last you a lifetime – It’s a win win!!

One-of-a-kind Disposable Camera

One-of-a-kind Disposable Camera
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I will take a load of shots of my life with a disposable camera for you! Backstage, studio life, party time, you will get to be a part of this journey like no one else with your very own one-of-a-kind photo diary!!

All I can say is Apologies in advance Don’t judge me Yes I look like Hans Moleman with my glasses on My friends are incredibly fabulous, it’s true

Private House Concert Soiree!

Private House Concert Soiree!
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I will come and play beautiful music for you and your friends, intimate and stripped bare (musically that is!) :)

Solo or with a band, set lengths, when, where and travel costs all flexible and negotiable.

I promise to only leave a mess of fabulousness and joy behind ;)

Kimono worn in 'Life With Ivy' Music Video!

Kimono worn in 'Life With Ivy' Music Video!
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Fancy playing dress up in the kimono I wore in the ‘Life With Ivy’ music video??

This is a truly special, one-off item. In fact, this kimono is so personal and intimate you can literally smell the sweat…… I’m really selling it huh??

(Price for P&P Included!)

Handwritten Lyric Sheet

Handwritten Lyric Sheet
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I will lovingly make you a personal lyric sheet of your fav Calista Kazuko song!

Treat yourself to a beautiful hand quilled lyrical parchment and hang it on your wall with pride darling!

Be a named Producer and Appear in a Music Video!!

Be a named Producer and Appear in a Music Video!!
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Be a Producer on one of my music videos!! This honour comes with a named credit and an invitation to spend the day with us on the set of the music video shoot. (As producer you also have the right to a personal tea maker on the day of the shoot).

And like any decent movie producer, you will of course have to make an appearance in the video looking completely fabulous, cameo-chic!!

Weinstein and your perversions eat your heart out…… there’s a new hot shot producer in town!

VIP Concert Experience for you and a friend!

VIP Concert Experience for you and a friend!
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You and a friend are invited to my show as my guests of honour where you will be lavished with drinks and air kisses!

Hang out backstage with me and the band and join in such rock n roll activities as pre-show lung-steaming and group meditation and post-show de-brief and communal cry.

We promise to treat you like the absolute kings/queens that you are!

A Postcard from Me to You with Love!

A Postcard from Me to You with Love!
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I will send you a postcard from my travels!

I will find you the cutest postcard poss, write you a personal message and send it to you across the oceans!

1 on 1 Skype Lesson

1 on 1 Skype Lesson
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Whether you want to hone your songwriting skills, jam out some jazz piano, fiddle a fiddle or pump a squeezebox, I will show you the way with a 1 hour skype session which is all about YOU!

Lessons available:-
Classical Piano / Jazz Piano / Violin / Accordion /Singing / Songwriting / Arranging / Composition / Music Theory / Generally being FABULOUS!

Can’t wait to see you online bebe ;) x

Fan & Umbrella worn in the 'Love is the Cure' Music Video!

Fan & Umbrella worn in the 'Love is the Cure' Music Video!
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Memorabilia Alert

One of my absolute favourite videos is for ‘Love is the Cure’ where we dressed up as geishas and went around London spreading love for Valentine’s Day!!

And now you can join the Geisha love-fest and spread love too by getting your hands on the beautiful white lace fan and umbrella we used in this video!

A truly special, one-off item, these precious pieces are absolutely divine!!

(Price for P&P Included!)

Super Cute "Empress" TOTE BAG!

Super Cute "Empress" TOTE BAG!
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‘Cause who doesn’t love a tote bag?!

Featuring the “Empress” Artwork, carry your goods and chattels in serious style with this super glam Tote Bag!

Artwork TBC, but guaranteed to be FABULOUS!

A USB of Calista Kazukoness!

A USB of Calista Kazukoness!
£40
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Bathe in a digital bubble bath of Calista Kazuko extravagance with this limited edition USB!

This 16GB of love features the new “Empress” Album, the “Project: Love Me” EP, our fav singles and exclusive unplugged tracks. Plus an abundance of beautiful artwork, images and our most fabulous music videos to date. All in super high quality!

Surrender your senses with this audio and visual orgasmic feast!

Limited Deluxe Edition "Project: Love Me" CD!

Limited Deluxe Edition "Project: Love Me" CD!
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“Project: Love Me” was my first solo EP and I couldn’t be prouder! Featuring a host of incredible musicians making this record was a totally magical dream!

We made a special Deluxe Edition CD featuring 11 amazing tracks including the “Project: Love Me” EP, amazing remixes and exclusive unplugged recordings.

There are only 10 CDs left so grab yours now whilst you still can and indulge your ears in this luxurious, cinematic, man-eating dream!!

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