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Jump, Little Children prides themselves on being available to their fans, but this is ridiculous. “Jump Up!™” your existing ticket to any show in the group’s Fall Tour and gain access to a private Jump Up!™ Soundcheck Party and Jump Up!™ Meet & Greet. Catch up to three songs during the group’s sound check. Take your picture with the entire band, including the rarely-photographed Jay Clifford. Have a Jump Up!™ Snack of the Day while shooting the breeze with the guys. You’ll be in-and-out in an hour with plenty of time to grab dinner before the show. Times and venue and access details will be emailed to you. These might be the most intimate shows the band will ever perform, so hurry up and “Jump Up!”™.
It’s no secret that the members of Jump, Little Children have near-encyclopedic knowledge of some of the deepest, darkest, nerdiest topics: comic books, video games, sci-fi & fantasy movies/TV, chess, William Shakespeare, alternative energy sources, trigonometry, Beat authors, German board games, coffee, vegan cheese. Go Nerd-to-Nerd with your favorite band in one of the geekiest bars on the planet: The Way Station in Brooklyn, NY. With a Tardis for a bathroom and the option at the bar to order a “Shirley Temple of Doom”, this place’ll get the Bivins Brothers ready and willing to wax poetic on why Brian Michael Bendis writes the best Spider-Man, and if you don’t know s*&t about building a windmill in your back yard to save money on electricity? We know a guy named Jay Clifford that’d be happy to school you. Once you’re mentally, emotionally, and spiritually exhausted by dissecting Season Three of Twin Peaks, we’ll all head to dinner where you can hear Ward regale you on how the Margarita is actually a descendant of the Sidecar, or eat in blessed silence if you choose!
Date: evening of September 26, 2018
Note: Price is per person, all inclusive of any cover charges and meal costs (not including adult beverages)
Beautiful poster designed by Evan Bivins for the December 2017 shows with the Charleston Symphony Orchestra. 18”x24” screen print. Signed by the band. Complete your collection!
Die Cut Full Color UV Coated Vinyl Sticker. Wants to live on your car bumper, a back windshield, your laptop, your flute case, your sick bike/board/glider, or your little brother.
Sassy but Serious 15″ × 16″ Cotton Canvas Tote Bag with printed logo. Perfect for carrying all of the new J,LC merchandise!
Special Limited Edition “Bootleg” CD of the new album – Signed by the band, with lovingly-designed original artwork. Named after Evan and Matt’s childhood imaginary friend, Bobo “Boot Leg” Baggins.
The “Travelin’ Light” Bundle:
Next Level Tri-Blend Premium Tee, in a unisex cut. Luxuriously soft, printed with water-based inks. Original Evan Bivins Design on front only! Kids sizes available.
Socks. For yoga, for soccer, for cold weather, for pro footsie tournaments, for puppetry. Original design by drummer/songwriter Evan Bivins. You want these, badly.
An all-new “stealth” version of the coveted “You Don’t Know Me But I’m Famous” license plate cover. Proof to the a**hole driver tail-gating you that you’re actually kind of a big deal.
A copy of the new album on vinyl, carefully autographed by the whole band.
A unique limited edition 18″ × 24″ screen-printed poster, lovingly designed by Evan Bivins and autographed by the band. Will be mailed in a secure poster tube.
The “Oh So 80s” Bundle:
The “Let’s Jet” Bundle:
The “Summer Jamz” Bundle:
The “Risky Business” Bundle:
The “Go for the Gusto” Bundle:
Bound Book of Jay’s Orchestral Arrangements With Lyrics. Pick your 5 favorite songs! The book cover (a variation of the 2017 JLC/CSO Show poster) will be signed by the band. Ability to read music not required!
Let’s Do This.
Let’s Do This, Hipster Edition:
The Kitchen Sink.
The Kitchen Sink, Circa 1955.
Song Title & Lyrics from a song of your choice off of the new album – handwritten by Matt Bivins and signed by the songwriter(s). We’ll frame this masterpiece in an 8″×10″ “Antique Gold Harrow Open Frame” and mail it to you!
Song Title & Lyrics from a song of your choice from Jump’s Catalog – handwritten by Matt Bivins and signed by the songwriter(s). This masterpiece will be framed in an 8″×10″ “Antique Gold Harrow Open Frame” and mailed to you!
Used in recording of the new album, this high quality cymbal will be personalized uniquely to you and signed by the whole band.
includes album download
Used both on the new album and in self-defense against many would-be attackers, this bow is initialed by Ward Williams himself.
includes album download
Produced during a particularly questionable era of the band’s fashion and conceptual choices, this last-of-its-kind image is a promo shot for the incredibly strange “Bobshevik Revolution Tour” of 2000. Taken by the beautiful and talented Kate (Zimmerman) Skogen, the image features the boys in a melange of thrift-store-acquired winter coats and hats we can only assume they considered “Russian-esque” in style. Delight in the creative hit-and-misses of youth, captured for eternity in this print signed by the band, for only $50.
There are only ten of these left, and for 25 bucks we’re gonna send you one via postal mail. Created to promote the official release of Vertigo and featuring an image taken mere weeks before the band was officially dropped from Atlantic Records, the front of this orange postcard shows the band in happier, more care-free, and better-groomed times. The photographer was paid an exorbitant sum to capture the band at their semi-photogenic best; as per usual there is no way of telling from this photograph whether this band plays pop-punk, shoe(less)-gazing indie rock, or smooth jazz. Signed by the members. Get something in the mail besides Amazon packages and bills for only $25 + $.50 shipping!
Used to record one of Jump’s earliest songs, Forget My Loss, and in countless number of live performances (42, actually). Can come pre-sterilized for germaphobes.
Your choice of: Magazine, Between the Dim and the Dark, or Vertigo on vinyl. Our choice of: languages used to write the personal messages.
Experience what it feels like to be Johnny Gray. This hat rarely left our bass player’s head in the 1990s. It’s a miracle that this piece of clothing still exists; pledge and we will pass this miracle on to you!
A copy of the FIRST and only pressing of the original “Rosebud” record on Vinyl personalized and signed by James Major. Only opened for Jay to sign. These are the very last ones we have.
A heavily-personalized test pressing of the new album (think: your senior year high-school yearbook). Only ten (10) will ever be made!
You will literally be a part of this album! Your name will be listed/credited as a Co-Executive Producer in the Vinyl liner notes. We’ll put you just under the Producer credit in a big ol’ font that’ll make the regular thank you names jealous. And you’ll receive a signed copy of the vinyl record to prove to your friends that you own us!
Be treated like a King/Queen/Other with this very special VIP “Date Package” for our shows in Charleston and Columbia SC. Think you know the band? Think again. You’ll be positively sick of the five members of Jump, Little Children by the end of this exciting and intimate night, which includes:
- the very best seats in the house
- a Jump Up!™ Soundcheck Party and Photo Op (yes, including Jay “Where’d He Go?” Clifford)
- a Super Jump Up!™ Meet & Greet with the band in their swanky tour bus, where you’ll learn all manner of interesting facts about the guys’ diets
- a personal tour of the venue by manager Vance McNabb: as technical as you wanna be!
- Super Power Jump Up!™ Backstages Passes for before, during, and after the shows: watch the show from the side of the stage, the green room, or not at all!
You don’t have to come with a romantic partner, but this incentive comes as a package of two. Perfect for a first date, wedding anniversary, bro-date, female bro-date, or evening with your personal trainer.
Note Price is for 2x people. Cannot be sold individually. Only two pairs available at each show
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Opium. | ˈōpēəm | noun Originally an email list-serv (and eventually a stand-alone website) utilized by the band Jump, Little Children as an early form of social media, where fans could connect with each other and discuss many topics, such as how much they loved the band and how much the band had ‘sold out’. In 2018, a version of the Opium list-serv lives on as a Facebook Group.”
This is the last of its kind. The only one left to sell. And it’s signed by the band. Do you need it? Probably not. Do you want it? Maybe! Relive the glory!