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So I’m standing backstage on the last night of my new show’s week-long run, with microphones set up to record the live performance and live audience, and I’m thinking, “I’ve totally fucked up at least one line of each of my new songs in one way or another each night so far and now I have one night left to NAIL it. Shit.”

Did I nail it? Join me to find out!

My last album was a joy to make and it has sold well at shows and on-line, but this time we are thrilled to work with Pledge and have you guys jump in on the fun: Exclusive backstage videos of me generally hollering and swearing as I succeed and fail in the pursuit of a decent live recording.

If you pre-order any exclusive item, you are automatically in on the action and get behind the scenes access. The advance digi download is included with all exclusive items, before anyone else. Not even my parents.

Thanks for being a part of this creative process! Now go pre-order a CD and some panties. And please share! Let’s make this big!

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AccessPass: Digital Download of My New Album

Digital Download of My New Album
$10
10.00
Available

You’ll receive a digital download of my new album before it is available to anyone else! You’ll also gain access to a secret section of the website where you’ll be able to view ridiculous videos and pics from the studio and my tour!

CD & Feminist Tee

CD & Feminist Tee
$45
45.00
Available

Okay, if you show up with this tee shirt AND a signed CD at her house, you will definitely get laid. Money back guarantee. Maybe. You’ll have to tell us what happened first.

Signed CD

Signed CD
$25
25.00
Available

The new CD. Signed. With a sharpie. Like a pink one.

Your Name in Liner Notes + Signed CD

Your Name in Liner Notes + Signed CD
$75
75.00
Available

You’ll be part of the new album…literally! Your name will appear in the “thank you” section of the CD’s liner notes. PLUS a signed CD. I’m going to write a thank you song with everyone’s name too.

Katie's First CD!

Katie's First CD!
$15
15.00
Available

For SUPER FANS only! My first CD called “I Didn’t F*ck It Up”! PLUS the NEW album download and access to the exclusive updates.

New Album on CD

New Album on CD
$20
20.00
Available

New Album on CD

Soccer Mom Ho Travel Mug

Soccer Mom Ho Travel Mug
$20
20.00
Available

From one of my songs, this mug is a must for Soccer Moms with some self-respect. It sports the line: “Get in The F*@#ing Car!”

"I'm A Feminist Because..." T-Shirt

"I'm A Feminist Because..." T-Shirt
$25
25.00
Available

These sell like hotcakes at shows. MEN: You will most definitely get laid for buying and wearing this shirt. Um, not by me, but by some awesome woman who will appreciate your feminist spirit.

1 Ticket to Katie Goodman Live at The Triad in NYC

1 Ticket to Katie Goodman Live at The Triad in NYC
$25
25.00
50 left

Katie will be recording a few songs for her upcoming Pledge CD and doing old faves!

Probably Gay T-Shirt

Probably Gay T-Shirt
$28
28.00
Available

This is an approximate design or a brand new t-shirt!

"Unfucker" Tee

"Unfucker" Tee
$30
30.00
Available

Katie’s viral video “I Didn’t Fuck It Up” swept the nation a few years back and became the title song of her first album as well as her international tour. Want to be an Unfucker? Wear it loud, wear it proud.

MILF Panties

MILF Panties
$30
30.00
Available

Yup. MILF panties. They say MILF on them. Keep it to yourself and know the MILF pride, or show selected others. Just remember when you go to the doctor’s if you want to have them on. Your call. Panties design may vary a bit cuz we are trying to find extra cute ones.

Signed Poster

Signed Poster
$30
30.00
Available

Poster featuring new artwork from my new album. I mean I can’t sign your boobs cuz you aren’t here. Signed with a sharpie. Probably hot pink.

Disposable Camera

Disposable Camera
$40
40.00
1 left

An entire camera’s worth of unique pics taken from the studio and the road.

Terrible First Drafts Booklet

Terrible First Drafts Booklet
$40
40.00
Available

You will be one of the few, the proud, the secret society of those who get to see a small booklet of our terrible first drafts of our hit songs. You must blood swear it will never leave your house.

CD & Panties

CD & Panties
$50
50.00
Available

Signed CD plus a very cute pair of MILF panties. You know you deserve it. Or you could buy this for your woman. I don’t recommend buying this for your mom. But if you ARE a mom, treat yourself right.

Signed CD, Feminist T-Shirt & Panties

$80
80.00
Available

Signed CD plus a very cute pair of MILF panties AND the Feminist T-Shirt.

2 VIP Tix to My CD Release Show

2 VIP Tix to My CD Release Show
$100
100.00
10 left

Join us for top notch seats on June 15th in NYC or other dates to come! PLUS get the digital download as soon as it is ready and access to updates along the way!

Pitch Your UnFuckery!

Pitch Your UnFuckery!
$100
100.00
5 left

You and/or your organization will get 10 minutes on my podcast to talk about what you are doing to UnFuck things up. THIS IS GREAT MARKETING AND FUNDRAISING TOOL FOR YOU and your organization and you can let my fans know where to donate to you or how they can help. Seriously, for only $100 you will get exposure and can make that back ten fold if we do it right. Symbiotic? You betcha!

Chico Hot Springs: 1 Night Stay in Gorgeous "North 40" Cabin

Chico Hot Springs: 1 Night Stay in Gorgeous "North 40" Cabin
$150
150.00
All gone!

Okay, Bozeman, you know you want it. The North 40 Cabins were built for couples wanting more luxurious accommodations. Each North 40 cabin is a spacious cottage with a king size bed, mini refrigerator, CD stereo system, vaulted pine ceiling, western furnishings, and inviting decor. The large spa tub in the spacious bathroom adds additional warmth and comfort to your stay. Each cabin has a private deck and outdoor chairs. Stunning!

The certificate for the stay is valid Sunday to Thursday.

2 VIP Tix to My CD Release Show + Drinks + Sing on Stage

2 VIP Tix to My CD Release Show + Drinks + Sing on Stage
$200
200.00
Available

Join us for top notch seats on June 15th in NYC or other dates to come! Drinks on the house (2 on us but you lushes can order more), the option to come up on stage and do a duet or simply gloat that you helped create this CD. And join Katie and friends for drinks after the show!

Baby You're Forty

Baby You're Forty
$300
300.00
3 left

Best. Birthday. Present. Ever.
Rewrite some of the lyrics of our song “Baby You’re Forty” for a friend’s 40th (or 50th) birthday and we will record it on video for the special day!

The Works

The Works
$300
300.00
Available

VIP Tix & Signed CD & Tee Shirt & Name In Liner Notes

Punch Up Of Your Writing

Punch Up Of Your Writing
$400
400.00
3 left

We will work with you to punch up your writing: a funny song, an article/blog, or a 5-min sketch or 10-min Stand-Up Comedy routine. We will keep it a secret if you like! Ghost-writing in the house!

Cameo in Broad Comedy Show!

Cameo in Broad Comedy Show!
$500
500.00
5 left

This is really unique. We will write you a cameo in an upcoming Broad Comedy music video that will go on Youtube OR a spot in a Broads show coming up in Bozeman next fall. If you are in NYC, you might be able to be in an episode of an upcoming webisode. We can determine this together as to what will work best.

House Concert!!

House Concert!!
$2,000
2000.00
2 left

As in YOUR house! Or if you’re in NYC, probably an apartment. If not in NYC, you’ll just need to cover travel, in addition. You pick which songs I play for a party with friends! And join me in a duet!

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