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Our New Album!

Patent Pending is making a new album, AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE PART OF IT!

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Patent Pending started in the basements of Long Island, New York 12 years ago and we’ve been attacking the planet with our in-your-face brand of pop-tinged punk rock ever since.

Over a decade of hard work on the road coupled with the support of the “Second Family” community that we have built around ourselves has trained us to take on any challenge set ahead of this family. This yellow-brick road has lead us to our greatest adventure yet: FINISHING OUR MOST AMBITIOUS/AWESOME ALBUM TO DATE!

The goal for this recording is to truly capture the fun & chaotic excitement of a live Patent Pending show on tape because that is who we are & that is where we have always been at our best. We are elated to have this opportunity to, as always, share every piece of this band with every single member of this rag-tag family that we’ve all had a hand in creating over the past decade.

The songs and back breaking work we’ve been putting into this album since January of this year have taken shape to something that will truly help non-believers understand who we are as a band and as a family.

By pledging you’ll automatically pre-order a Digital Copy of the album to be delivered the moment it is complete. You will also gain access to exclusive video/photo/text updates throughout the entire process all the way up until the release date! Look for the bar on the right that will explain different packages, one of a kind items and exclusive interactive activities for you to choose from. One of the best parts of Pledge Music is you are not limited to just one thing and you have the ability to change/add on to your selections throughout the entire process like a virtual grocery cart!!!!

We are also very happy to announce that by pledging to this campaign you will be supporting a non-profit organization that we hold very close to our hearts called To Write Love On Her Arms. 5% of all pledges will go to support TWLOHA as they present hope and find help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury, and suicide. TWLOHA exists to encourage, inform, inspire, and invest directly into treatment and recovery. If you know anything about us, you know that this is a system of beliefs we whole-heartedly agree with. We are very excited to have them on board for this project.

The purpose of this campaign is to rally around this new album and give it the push we believe it truly deserves, knowing that together, we can achieve amazing things. I’m sure i speak for all of us when i say it would be better to hear Patent Pending on the radio than to have to sit through another song by that no-talent ass-hat Chris Brown. LET’S DO THIS!!!

Love always,

- Patent Pending!

P.S. – ISN’T THE INTERNET THE COOLEST?!?!?!?!

5% of funds
5% of all money raised will go to To Write Love On Her Arms.

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AccessPass: Brighter

Brighter
$10
10.00
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By pledging, you’ll get the new album download as soon as it’s completed PLUS access to the entire album-making process!

New Album on CD

$15
15.00
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The new album available on CD. PLUS the album download and access to the exclusive updates.

Signed CD

$20
20.00
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The new CD. Signed.

Exclusive T-Shirt

$25
25.00
Available

New design just for pledgers.

Personal Movie Review by Marc

$25
25.00
All gone!

Marc Pending will write a review of any movie of your choice that he has not seen yet.

New Album on Vinyl [SIGNED]

$27
27.00
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New Album on Vinyl. Signed!

"I'm Not Alone" EP + full-length DVD

$30
30.00
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Physical copy of our 2010 release “I’m Not Alone” EP and full length DVD. This is out of print and INCREDIBLY RARE!

"Save Each Other The Whales Are Doing Fine" on CD

"Save Each Other The Whales Are Doing Fine" on CD
$30
30.00
All gone!

Physical copy of our 2006 release, “Save Each Other The Whales Are Doing Fine” from the band’s own personal collection. Includes original packaging with Album and full length DVD.

This is out of print and extremely rare.

Exclusive Signed Silk Screen Poster!

$30
30.00
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Exclusive Signed Silk Screen Poster!

Exclusive Cartoon 36inx24in Wall Poster-Sticker of The Band

$35
35.00
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Exclusive 36″ × 24″ Wall Poster-Sticker of The Band. It’s a massive sticker for your wall! We’ll watch you sleep! (may peel paint from wall if removed, but you wouldn’t ever remove it, because it’s awesome!) Artwork by Dave Pearson

Stage Used Autographed Drum Sticks & Picks (Plectrums)

$40
40.00
All gone!

a drum stick signed by the whole band and a pick from each member all stage used and autographed!!!

Exclusive T-Shirt + Signed CD

$40
40.00
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the new tee and signed cd.

Exclusive T-Shirt + New Album on Vinyl

$45
45.00
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Exclusive T-Shirt + New Album on Vinyl

Signed CD + Exclusive Signed Silk Screen Poster!

$45
45.00
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Signed CD + Exclusive Signed Silk Screen Poster!

Your Name In The Liner Notes + Signed CD

$50
50.00
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You’ll be part of the new album…literally! With your name appearing in a special “thank you” section of the album’s liner notes. PLUS a signed CD.

Patent Pending Disposable Tour Camera!!!

Patent Pending Disposable Tour Camera!!!
$55
55.00
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On the road, on stage, and in the van, the band & crew are taking pictures the old fashion way, and YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GOING TO HAVE THESE PICTURES! We’ll send you the disposable camera (signed) with one picture left for you to take of yourself so you can prove that you’re the only one who has these pics!

The Band Make a Special Occasion Video for you!

$65
65.00
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Can be used for Happy Birthday, Graduation, Marriage proposal, ask someone on a date or even just to say hi to someone that you think is cool!

Handwritten Lyric Sheet

$70
70.00
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The song of your choosing, written out by hand in a very special way.

Signed, solid white test Second Family vinyl test print

Signed, solid white test Second Family vinyl test print
$70
70.00
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Signed, solid white test Second Family vinyl test print. Only 4 in existence (only two signatures pictured because the other gentlemen showed up to sign it after this picture was taken).

"Spin Me Around" Guitar Lesson with Joe on Skype!

$75
75.00
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Learn how to play “Spin Me Around” on Guitar with Joe! The songs requires a good amount of finger picking, hammer ons and a decent knowledge of basic guitar chords. Joe will help you put it all together so you can serenade your significant other, the lunch lady at your school or even your dog! For less accelerated guitar players – Joe can teach you the chorus and a basic understanding of the more difficult parts of the song.

Skype Guitar Lesson with Rob!

Skype Guitar Lesson with Rob!
$75
75.00
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Have a video Skype Guitar Lesson with Rob Felicetti! 45 minutes to learn a Patent Pending song, or a few songs depending on level of ability, or even basic chords for beginners!

Signed Drum Head

$80
80.00
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Used on new album and signed by everyone.

CD+Vinyl+Shirt+Silk Screened Poster

$85
85.00
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Physical Copy of CD, Album on Vinyl, Exclusive T-Shirt and Silk Screened Poster

Signed/custom painted Cymbal from the "Dance Till We Die"

Signed/custom painted Cymbal from the "Dance Till We Die"
$95
95.00
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Signed/custom painted Cymbal from the “Dance Till We Die” video

Custom Re-Enactment of Any Movie Scene

$100
100.00
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We will make a 3 – 5 minute re-enactment of any movie of your choice. if you need further explanation, please see “Patent Pending Twilight Remake” on youtube.

PATENT PENDING PARTY DAY!

$100
100.00
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USA Patent Pending Day
Will take place on Saturday, September 28th at Hibernian Hall ( in Selden, NY (Suffolk County)
80 Magnolia Drive
Selden, NY 11784
from 4-9pm
Must have photo ID and Confirmation Printout (Smartphone presentation with confirmation printout is OK).

Confirmation Printout will be sent to the email we have on file by September 26.
Each Pledge for this package grants entry for pledge and one(1) guest

Vintage Logo Bass Drum Head

Vintage Logo Bass Drum Head
$115
115.00
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Vintage Logo Bass Drum Head, used in our brand new video for “Let Go” (the first single from this new album).

Personalized Voicemail Song (Outgoing Message)

$125
125.00
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Don’t pick up your phone! Have your friends hear a personalized song about why you didn’t pick up written&performed by us in your Voicemail!
(Acoustic performance w/personal lyrics+vocals) *veryfunny

Tour Used Autographed Drum Cymbals

$150
150.00
All gone!

Anthony’s show used (broken) Drum Cymbals. They are broken because he is made of lions and rocks too hard for normal cymbal construct.

UK PATENT PENDING DAY!!!

$150
150.00
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UK Patent Pending Day
Will take place on Tuesday, October 8th at Nambucca London
596 Holloway Road, Islington N7 London
5:30-10:30

Must have photo ID and Confirmation Printout (Smartphone presentation with confirmation printout is OK)

Confirmation Printout will be sent to the email we have on file by October 6th.
Each Pledge for this package grants entry for pledge and one(1) guest

Video Skype Hangout/Acoustic Performance

$175
175.00
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We’ll hang, We’ll Laugh, We’ll sing! Joe and assorted members of the gang will hang & perform acoustically for 45-60 minutes in an exclusive you & the people around your computer only Video Skype!

AJ Custom Shop Rocket Ship!

AJ Custom Shop Rocket Ship!
$180
180.00
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Rocket Ships Hand made by Anthony (goofy looking drummer) in his custom wood shop!

Hand numbered, limited to 10! Window plugs in to the wall and lights up. (Signed upon request) .

Tour Stage Scrim Banner (I'm Not Alone Album Deisgn)

Tour Stage Scrim Banner (I'm Not Alone Album Deisgn)
$200
200.00
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Tour Stage Scrim Banner, I’m Not Alone Album Cover Design, 6ftx6ft, used on tour while supporting “I’m Not Alone” EP in 2010/2011

Your Face on a Patent Pending T-shirt!

Your Face on a Patent Pending T-shirt!
$225
225.00
All gone!

A run of shirts to be sold at shows with your awesome face on it! There’ll be a speech-bubble coming from your mouth saying “Patent Pending.” Participant will choose color & will receive 5 shirts!

Tour Stage Scrim Banner (Ninja Turtles Pizza Design)

Tour Stage Scrim Banner (Ninja Turtles Pizza Design)
$250
250.00
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Tour Stage Scrim Banner (Ninja Turtles Pizza Design) Vinyl Mesh Material 6ftx6ft
Used on various tours and show dates in 2012/2013 (Stands not included)

Warped Tour Stage Scrim Banner (Static Logo)

Warped Tour Stage Scrim Banner (Static Logo)
$250
250.00
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Static Logo Stage Scrim Banner, vinyl mesh material, 6ftx6ft. used on Warped Tour 2012! (Stands not included)

Douchebag Red Carpet Banner!

Douchebag Red Carpet Banner!
$300
300.00
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Used in the Red Carpet scene of the “Douchebag” music video shoot. 8ftx8ft Vinyl Mesh Material

Stage Backdrop (Ninja Turtles Pizza)

Stage Backdrop (Ninja Turtles Pizza)
$325
325.00
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Stage Backdrop (Ninja Turtles Pizza). Vinyl Mesh Material. used on US Bowling for Soup tour and Patent Pending headliners in 2012/early 2013

Patent Pending Red Cup Douchebag Music Video Backdrop

Patent Pending Red Cup Douchebag Music Video Backdrop
$350
350.00
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15ftx12ft Red Cup Backdrop from the set of the Douchebag Music Video. This is as “Bro” as Patent Pending gets!

The Douche Awards Music Video Backdrop

The Douche Awards Music Video Backdrop
$350
350.00
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15ftx12ft Vinyl Mesh Backdrop Banner from the set of Douchebag Music Video. A hilarious start you own annual Douchebag Award show!

Acoustic Cover of Any Song You Choose!

$450
450.00
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You choose the song and we sing along! We will do an acoustic cover of any song you want to hear and send you an MP3 recording.

Joe's Fender Statocaster!!!

Joe's Fender Statocaster!!!
$750
750.00
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Joe’s bright orange Fender Strat from when he used to be the guitarist in Patent Pending. Used on countless tours including the 2006 Van’s Warped Tour and used to record all early albums. Complete with original “Patent Pending Members Only Rocket Sticker” Signed by the band upon request. The guitar was modified to suit Joe’s aggressive playing style with locking tuning pegs and Invader Humbucker Pickups.

(NOTE: Guitar comes as is – sweat stains, rust, stickers and all. Will ship in old road worn Patent Pending carrying case)

Write a song on video Skype with Joe!

Write a song on video Skype with Joe!
$750
750.00
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Write an original song with Joe through Video Skype! Lyrics, Melody, Structure and Chords! He will record an acoustic version of the song and send you the MP3 when writing is complete!

Dance Till We Die Zombie Skull Prop Guitar!

Dance Till We Die Zombie Skull Prop Guitar!
$1,000
1000.00
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Hand-Made Prop Guitars by Anthony & Rob. Used in the “Dance Till We Die” Video Shoot! #REALLYAWESOME!!! Signed upon request

Acoustic House Concert

$1,500
1500.00
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Acoustic Show At Your place! You pick the songs for an acoustic evening of music and awesomeness! (for now this package is only available in USA – NY,NJ,PA,CT, VA,MD,MA. If you live outside of these areas, please contact for a possibility assessment.)

Full Band House Concert

$3,000
3000.00
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Full Band Show At Your place! You pick the songs for a full band electric show and evening of music and awesomeness! (for now this package is only available in USA – NY,NJ,PA,CT,VA,MD,MA, If you live outside of these areas, please contact for a possibility assessment.)

Life Time Pass!

$3,500
3500.00
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One Lifetime ticket (+1 for a friend) to every Patent Pending show for the remainder of time. You will also receive one t-shirt of your choice at each show you attend!

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