Vs. The Internet

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Through many trials and tribulations the band’s party hard nature has endured to at last come out kicking and screaming with our new full length album Vs. The Internet. Come along on the adventure of a life time with 9 original tracks and 2 exclusive cover songs loaded with the stuff of epic mosh pits, raging punk rock basement shows and shreddy solos giving a nod to the hair bands of the 80s. The album is entirely recorded and produced by us and our excellent network of really cool friends and associates. Being a very DIY oriented band, we felt PledgeMusic would be an excellent way for us to reach out to our fans and meet new friends with the power of Metal! We want to take on the world and will be hitting the road to support this album in September with our appropriately named “Vs. The USA Part:One” tour. You can join in on our Adventure Time whether or not you’re a Queen of Beers, Bong Zombie or whatever you go by, there’s a lot of fun options to get involved. Grab yourself some cool exclusives from our store here, hire us for music lessons or help with your own recording endeavors, share the store page on your favorite social media sites and forums, let us know where you’d like to see us tour but most of all let people catch you having fun while we’re on the stereo!

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AccessPass: Access pass+Digital Download of 'Vs. The Internet' w/BONUS

Access pass+Digital Download of 'Vs. The Internet' w/BONUS
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-Access pass to updates!
-Early Digital Download of ‘Vs. The Internet’ w/Exclusive BONUS tracks!-
Track Listing:
01. What a Trip
02. First Contact High
03. Cheers (To All The Good Things We’ll Never Have)*feat Bob Katsionis
04. The Breast of Both Worlds
05. Resinator
06. Jerkoffagus
07. Brewed Awakening
08. I Hate My Friends
09. Cold Sorceress
10. Get Stoned (Stone cover)
11. Betrayer (Kreator cover)

Vs. The Internet/w exclusive BONUS tracks on CD

Vs. The Internet/w exclusive BONUS tracks on CD
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-Vs. The Internet/w exclusive BONUS tracks on CD-
Track Listing:
01. What a Trip
02. First Contact High
03. Cheers (To All The Good Things We’ll Never Have)*feat Bob Katsionis
04. The Breast of Both Worlds
05. Resinator
06. Jerkoffagus
07. Brewed Awakening
08. I Hate My Friends
09. Cold Sorceress
10. Get Stoned (Stone cover)
11. Betrayer (Kreator cover)

Comes with an early access digital download code!

'Vs. The Internet' /w exclusive BONUS tracks Signed CD

'Vs. The Internet' /w exclusive BONUS tracks Signed CD
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-The new album on a CD, with the cover, back, or inside signed by the band!
-Vs. The Internet/w exclusive BONUS tracks on CD-
Track Listing:
01. What a Trip
02. First Contact High
03. Cheers (To All The Good Things We’ll Never Have)*feat Bob Katsionis
04. The Breast of Both Worlds
05. Resinator
06. Jerkoffagus
07. Brewed Awakening
08. I Hate My Friends
09. Cold Sorceress
10. Get Stoned (Stone cover)
11. Betrayer (Kreator cover)

Note signed CD’s will not be shrink wrapped.
*Comes with an early access digital download code!

Cover Song of Your Choice

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What ever you want, pick something funny if you ask me!

Online Music Lesson

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Get a one hour shred guitar lesson with Mick or Nick! along with an early digital download code of the new album!

T-shirt "Defending Your Virginity"

T-shirt "Defending Your Virginity"
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T-shirt “Defending Your Virginity”
Comes with an early access digital download code of the new album!

T-shirt "Party like your Dad before he had you"

T-shirt "Party like your Dad before he had you"
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T-shirt “Party like your Dad before he had you”
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T-shirt *Limited Edition* Original Vs. The Internet concept

T-shirt *Limited Edition* Original Vs. The Internet concept
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T-shirt Limited Edition Original Vs. The Internet concept
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Throw us some gas money!

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We could always use it!

T-shirt Vs. The Internet cover art

T-shirt Vs. The Internet cover art
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T-shirt Vs. The Internet cover art

Complete discography including EPs/demos Digital Download

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Complete discography including EPs/demos Digital Download

Digital Download w/Patch and Logo Sticker

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Track Listing:
01. What a Trip
02. First Contact High
03. Cheers (To All The Good Things We’ll Never Have)*feat Bob Katsionis
04. The Breast of Both Worlds
05. Resinator
06. Jerkoffagus
07. Brewed Awakening
08. I Hate My Friends
09. Cold Sorceress
10. Get Stoned (Stone cover)
11. Betrayer (Kreator cover)

T-shirt First Contact High

T-shirt First Contact High
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T-shirt First Contact High
Comes with an early access digital download code of the new album!

T Shirt "Why U No" meme

T Shirt "Why U No" meme
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CD Artwork T-shirt design, comes with an early access digital download code of the new album!

NyD Internal Guitar Pre-Amp

NyD Internal Guitar Pre-Amp
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Acquire the thrashy tones of Sonic Pulse front-man Mick Mayer with this on-board guitar effect unit! Turns your passive pickups into a higher output and more clear/cutting shred machine! Also has a boost switch to active the full power of this unit with a 20db boost straight from your guitar. Easy to install!

Tickets to CD Release show/w Grim Reaper-Sept 28-Manchester

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Come hang out with us for our “Home-Town” CD release show, part of our upcoming September tour in support of the album release! Enjoy pre-show hangs with the band, Mick will tell stories of growing up in Manch-Vegas sure to turn your stomach and amuse you, get your new CD from us in person and have a kick ass time!

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