New Album

We've written a brand new album. Pre-order it now to help us record it . . . and we'll share regular updates with you!

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All physical orders are scheduled to ship on or before August 26th (except the vinyl & trading cards which will ship several weeks later)
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Two years ago we climbed a mountain . . . and as we stood upon that mighty precipice, we peered down into the void and heard the echo of a duck’s quack – a rare occurrence. “Let’s write another album” somebody said. We all nodded.

“Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there”, said Miles Davis. If we play what’s not there, won’t we be playing nothing? Or will we be playing everything? Why is Miles Davis up on this mountain? Esoteric rabbit holes generally take at least two years. We’re on schedule.

Now enough hodgepodge. We’re bloody excited about this new album and the time has come to etch it in stone (record it) and we’re going to share that journey with those who support us. It’ll be like a plastic cup tied to a bit of string connected to the internet . . . but way more functional and interesting.

Batman couldn’t be batman without finances. Support us and we will surprise you (in a good batman way, not a “why are you watching me sleep?” kinda way).

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Signed Stuff

New Album on Signed CD

New Album on Signed CD
$25
25.00
All gone!

Signed by the band. Still available at www.twelvefootninja.com OR buy the Access Pass on this store to get the digital album

Signed Vinyl

Signed Vinyl
$40
40.00
All gone!

Get a signed copy of the new album on vinyl. Still available at www.twelvefootninja.com OR buy the Access Pass on this store to get the digital album

New album on CD x 3 pack (Bundle)

New album on CD x 3 pack (Bundle)
$40
40.00
All gone!

The new album available on CD. Still available at www.twelvefootninja.com OR buy the Access Pass on this store to get the digital album

Handwritten Lyric Sheet

Handwritten Lyric Sheet
$100
100.00
All gone!

For the TFN song of your choice. Signed by the band.

Signed Drum Head

Signed Drum Head
$125
125.00
All gone!

A drum head signed by all of us!

Experiences

Halo5 Death Match with Twelve Foot Ninja

Halo5 Death Match with Twelve Foot Ninja
$150
150.00
2 left

Join Stevic, Russ, Ro & Kin (Damon doesn’t play video games) on the bus before a show for a quick round of our favorite video games! (Could escalate into an ongoing grudge match…We mean friendship! =) (Tour Dates TBA)

Skype Chat

Skype Chat
$150
150.00
4 left

Skype chat with a member of TFN about topic of your choice for up to 15 minutes.

Backstage Experience

Backstage Experience
$250
250.00
3 left

Backstage experience for you and a friend. Meet & greet with band backstage + best seats in the house.

Any headline shows coming up including:

  • Aug 25 – Adelaide
  • Aug 26 – Melbourne
  • Sept 2 – Newscastle
  • Sept 3 – Sydney
  • For US/UK/Euro headlining shows, we will honour your purchase at upcoming TFN tour dates once announced.

Video Shoot in Melbourne

Video Shoot in Melbourne
$350
350.00
4 left

Invitation to attend and watch a video clip shoot in Melbourne. (Date TBD. Travel not included.)

Cameo in video clip

$750
750.00
Available

Roles are yet to be determined but see Ain’t That A Bitch video clip at 1:45 for an example of three legends who cameo’d as the Troll’s band kicking him out of rehearsal. You will need to provide your own travel to our set + accom. Our best guess on filming location is Melbourne, AUS

Songwriting Session

Songwriting Session
$1,500
1500.00
3 left

Songwriting session with Stevic and Kin in Melbourne on a mutually agreeable date. (travel not included)

BBQ w/ the Band

BBQ w/ the Band
$5,000
5000.00
1 left

(1) BBQ for you & 20 mates with TFN. We’ll bring the food and cook up a storm, you supply the BBQ & beer + (2) Afterwards, we’ll delight you & your guests with an acoustic performance of TFN songs. Available in Australian state capitals around to tour schedule or US cities with a major airport on a mutually agreed day off on tour + VIP backstage experience for you & a mate at a TFN show of your choice + (4) Skype chat with TFN + (5) Signed new album. (Valid until Dec 2017.)

Music & Merch

AccessPass: Digital Download of the New Album

Digital Download of the New Album
$9.99
9.99
Available

Get a digital download of the new album PLUS access to behind-the-scenes updates and content.

New Album on CD

New Album on CD
$15
15.00
All gone!

The new album available on CD. Still available at www.twelvefootninja.com OR buy the Access Pass on this store to get the digital album

Exclusive T-Shirt

Exclusive T-Shirt
$30
30.00
All gone!

Exclusive to this Pledge campaign! Still available at www.twelvefootninja.com for pre-orders only

New Album on Vinyl

New Album on Vinyl
$30
30.00
All gone!

For the audiofile, hear the new album on rich sounding vinyl. Still available at www.twelvefootninja.com OR buy the Access Pass on this store to get the digital album

Guitar Tab Sheets from the New Album

Guitar Tab Sheets from the New Album
$40
40.00
Available

Get a pdf download of the original, handwritten tabs for all of the songs on the new album.

Guitar Tab Sheets - Silent Machine

Guitar Tab Sheets - Silent Machine
$45
45.00
Available

Get a pdf download the original guitar tabs for all of the songs on Silent Machine.

Tour Posters

Tour Posters
$150
150.00
21 left

Get the full collection of our tour posters since the band began!

Guest list for life

Guest list for life
$2,500
2500.00
Available

One of a kind golden ticket to all Twelve Foot Ninja concerts forever.

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